420

pirate guys

The 70's were the bomb

"were you ever a hippie" duh dude!
"partys at the lake" oh hell yeah!
Talk about not having a care in the world.

stl slap

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1145&Itemid=27

www.myspace.com/jacksoncasey

there once was a man named jackson casey who wanted to have many one night stands. He was tall, pale, and hung like a shrimp cocktail. Whenever Jackson met new girls at partys or clubs. he couldn't speek a word to them. It sounded like defffff trying to say HAMBURGERS. Jackson knew the only way for him to have sex ever was to charm the shit out of girls using MYSPACE> This method of getting girls worked as good as a rednecks most popular pick up line "NICE TOOTH" Anyways jackson was swinging and dinging bitches and sluts left and right until one day he realized he had enough pussy to last a normal humans life. He deleted his myspace and turned gay. the end

Just kidden ladys. he is on the prowl right now. lurkin on the SPACE night and day. Watchout he can be very charming.

Robbie is Legend

There once was a man named Robbie Brockel, who was a warrior on and off his skateboard. He drank pints of Steel Reserve and could eat 10 Jack in the Box tacos in one sitting, “no problem.” Many people recognized he was a prodigy and began to resent him and tried to compete for his high celestial title. This was “no big deal” for Robbie because he was betrayed by his wizard mentor Peter Hewitt several years prior with a poisoned 40oz of Steel Reserve. The formula in the poison contained magical stardust that was created to kill Robbie but had an adverse effect and made Robbie’s mustache thrive. For a while Robbie felt as if the mustache meant nothing but he soon learned that it gave him the courage to take his skateboarding to the level only an immortal could accomplish. He soon realized the power behind this magical facial hair and discovered the mustache could manipulate his brain and talk to him through a naturally occurring phenomenon deemed impossible by Einstein himself called Mustache Mouth. Not only did the mustache have the power to take him to the top, but it also had the power to take his mind and make it vulnerable to dangerous and life threatening situations. After a while of being put into these situations and succeeding with “no problem” there came a point when Robbie knew that going up was no longer an option. However, the mustache had a very different and very grim idea that could either take Robbie to AZ God status or the grave. Soon enough the mustache suggested, taunted, even pleaded and did everything in its almighty and demented power to get him to gazelle flip the abominable, the blood curdling, hair raising, you bet your ass you won’t jump down this and live to talk about it, the beast itself. El Toro. Though he knew he had it in him to do it down 9, 10, even 12 stairs, El Toro raised a red flag. Not only did El Toro make Robbie quiver in his own skin due to its enormous size and shroud of danger. It also made him question his motive to achieve AZ God status because El Toro is a place where people go to become one trick wonders, not a place to gain regard as an AZ. God. Now, becoming a one trick wonder is one major no-no in becoming anything close to resembling an AZ. God and El Toro is the perfect place to accomplish such a feat; Simply because it is so massive, so incredibly breathtaking, so marvelous and mortifying all in one instance that it can not possibly be one upped in any future trick one could ever fathom going for. With all of these things said, Robbie knew that going against his mustache was a smart decision that could very well save his life goal of being recognized as an AZ God skater. However, Moustache Mouth had a grip on his mind like a vice; Anytime Robbie even thought against the idea of gazelle flipping El Toro, Moustache Mouth would sedate him and make him feel bad for going against everything that made him what he had become. Robbie knew what he had to do. Though the Wizard Hewitt had poisoned him, Robbie’s only option of success lied within Hewitt’s cauldron of potion that only Robbie knew about through tapping into his Moustache’s secret hair follicles of thought through lucid dreaming and astral projection. Hewitt granted Robbie the potion, recognizing all of his talent and proper aspiration, even with such a condition as Moustache Mouth. Robbie took one last look at what had made him, one last glance at torment. Now, a toast; in one hand Robbie yielded a steel reserve, the other, the potion. Upon drinking the potion the moustache vanished, the earth shook, time stood still, and it is even said to this day that it was the singular cause of Vesuvius’ eruption. Robbie went on to lead a successful life without his moustache, realizing that AZ God status was not necessary or even possible. It turned out to be a fable created by John Rob Moore just to see if Robbie would try and accomplish it as a joke, knowing Robbie’s competitive esteem. Robbie shrugged it off, said, “no big deal, bro!” and that is the legend of Robbie Brockel.




If you listen closely in the hour between 4 and 5 am it is said that you can hear the shrill cries of the Moustache in the wind as it was sucked into Hewitt’s forbidden chamber forever… Or will it be forever?

See the thing is

Pretty Rave Girl!!!!

THis IS a HOt GIrll

OHhh MY god! this makes me really miss my old girl friend, dooood if that was my old girlly i would be able to just grab that hot ass and she would be down to do whatever after that. doood just look at that shit its the BEbST asssss. just imagine walking on the beach with thtat girl and she looks at you like that and is like follow my to these rocks. then she gets up on the rock and lays back all hot while your just touching her boobs and shit. then shes is like grabinbg you D allitle. after she just got out of the water you know her V is all clean and stuff so you go for the eat out because you wanna make a good impression. and i think you know where is goes after that.. OH mY!!! RIppin of those pink pantys and puting them in your mouth and theni it like that dog and spagitti seen from that one movie.hhaah what if a buch of crabs from planet earth all watch you fuck he hottest girls then the crabs start jacking off but looking at all the other crabs and they think Why dont WE alll fuck! then your fucking the hottest girl and the crabs are turned on so they are having sex too and that turns on the girl your fucking and shit starts squerrting everywhere.. on your face and stuff ha

-JUSTIN MODICA (J-mod)-

gabe kehoe

THiZ goeZ ouT 2 GABeeE Frum:FUcked UP FReINZ . GaBe u quite SummmBItshHh. I luhv how U doo thaTT bIIIG shyt, thas all i have to no nuthing zay, ur freind: fUCked up FrieN

sublettty!

Ya'll niggas aint ready!!!

fuckedupFRIENDS from jackson casey on Vimeo.

my nigga Jackson ModelFace has a new video project cumin all on ya face called fucked up Siamese twins! starring:

All of my fuckin friends! get wid it niggas!

p.s. Jackson if there isnt any dmx in a friends montage or something im gonna be pizzed, and i better have some fucking face shots in there, cause you know ya boi was getting more face exposure than tricks!! wahaaaaa nigga!

Missing Child

Any information would help.

Consider yourself a blog

watch out Brandon! I bet your wondering how I came up on this photo. I got my sources though.

Consider yourself blogged!

Here he is ya'll!!!
my roomate Thighland!!! nigga is on a killing spree
spreadin' yellow fever to all types of hoes out there in AZ.
I am thinking/ drawing graphics for your pro model board! i will send them to j-mod asap!

here is an idea for your first graphic Thigh!: a ruler with your height and a helmet sitting on the top of the ruler next to a bench with an empty soda can on the ground.

P.S. you need a tougher image, get a toothbrush tat and start drinking kool-aid just to add that 'real nigga' accent to ya!

New Orchestra Pro!

Fuckin Jeff! I knew he would make it big out in the Zona.
Shreddin bowls, shredding vag-holes!
My nigga does it all!
And lately he has been unleashing all the hate in the world!
I love the pro jeff, i hate the old good and nice jeff!

The only Paid skateboarder In St. Louis

Keith is Going Pro!!! check him out in thrasher's photograffiti. New big air photo every issue.

dustino dollin was here

alex lives in columbia missouri. he looks liek dustion dullin looks. they have hte same hair and facial features. he does lots of good blunt stall tricks but we alfl know that shit is the gayst shit there is we dont care about it.he is in coliumiba still and wants to come to phoenix where we live and stay with us but he cant cuase hes stil ln baby school and thats lame.ass stuff to do. alex wnet to phoenix and it was so hot and jeff couldnt skatin and didnt go a trick when he was there.alex didnt like that beacuse he wants tricks for his video but noone cant do any so the video isnt being doin right now. sorry alexi we dont5 havfe any tircks for you sorry. but jeff doesn't give a shit about that video . trycckcka ass s fart.

ASians

this is stephen. he go to gelndale community college. he is smarter than jeff. he films tricks with all his heart. he tries the hardest tricks htat he can do. and some day he lands it. one time he left the apartment and didnt tell jeff where he was going. jeff didnt care though but ryan asked"where is stephen?". i said he was out living his life somewhere just like into the wild the movie. he has facial hair.he also lived in thailand with asians. one time stephen was at a party and he got wasted. he was so drunk that he puked on john robs girlsfirend. then i stayed at the party jeff i am and met a girl. well i fell in love. then stpehen found krewtoons and they were ranch flavor. he loves that shit so much. wel it 7 30 am in the morning and everyones at phills house wasted. we party harder than ryan shekler and his mom fucking his little brother and best frinend john or whatever his name is or whatefr.

wasted jeff blog again

Reggie lives in africa/ st. louis. he is white. but really he is black . reggie says chris rosalas is so wining thes st. louis. he is really drunk right now witht he worst style known to man. he is so mad at skating. he lives in st. charles with his mom and dad. I think he is the biggest fag I've ever seen in the life. I saw him at the columbia contest and he cheered for his self all night. I thought he was the best. ANy way he wastn't I ended up winning that shit. he thought he was the best and he thought wrong. I killed him in that shit so he needs to realized that he sucks, and he is never going to date a girl again. Wasted ass chris I am. Well c ya fooks

some of the guys thath we do stuff sfjwith

THis is ryan. he was high so I had to blur out his dick again. he alwasys pops out his bonners agian. he needs to find more beer again. one day we were in st. louis and he found 120$$$$ bucks. I told him he was rich and he said yes. this was the most money ryans ever had. he felt rich, but he really wasnt. he spent it all one jack in the box. and some beer. the end. Then he moved to arizona and found no money. he is poor again, but rich at the same time. he eats the best food everyday. drinks the best steeel reserve every day. HE is living the dreams. he loves his friends so much. I love his face. The end again face piggers.

This is mango head. he acts like stephen and I think he is funneiri than ever. I find out he is very homo erotic. I think he is soo horney with women. I really like when he finds a girl and he acts so happy. ryans buying cigars for everyone. hes got so much money. he fucks girls in my closet. Hes the man with the dick, I"ll teell you what.!!!

so we went to john mottas party and mango, jackson, and Jeff got down!! we went crazy all night. Jackson is such a awesome guy. he films us, dosent get wasted like jeff, and is such a nice guy. He films me skateboarding and has a new girl friend that we meet on myspace. she is soooooo nice. well I need to drink the beer again, so I'm going to fight everyone tonight. c ya later. Jackson is the man with every best plan everyday.

Motta birthday party

Jackson is saying fuck, with a fag model face and we acts like a model in front of all my friends. one day I was trying to get with a girls and he walk up and all the girls were like "awww I love him, hes got paw and I love his teath. He gots his cool look. I said. he is hott model fuck head. Then i went to befany to watch fuck jeff skated in the pooooolllll he is so bones/skull candy!!!!!! fuck piggers I hate them faggers. I need some more still steel reserver for the supper bowel faggettts. I also hate stephen. he says I m his roommate but he leaves all the time and I never see his pigger face anymnore. I flop my dick ss out when I find my peter pigger. ryan is so high gravity right now. He has cools clothes on he acts like an awesome guy all the time. I love his guts. so mucks. he buys me beeerrrrrs all the fucks. the supper fagggget booewwelele wins the game again ideolt s. I love

Pretty Tittay

my nigga tiddy bear be gettin in all tittays.
damn i needs to be him!

Public service announcement: All ya'll hoes with flat chest (we know you dont have no damn seat belt problems if you got some fat ass tittys) ya'll need to come up on my boy the Tiddy Bear!

Exotic anal by Gay-Keyhole

oh look who it is!
this nigga drew skating at My muthafuckin skate park!

what the fuck does this nigga think he's doin with retarded ass g-shock ass soundin' techno music shit?

John Motta's painting of the Creatures Next Door

Damn, just when ya boi thought he got away from this shit!
Jeff goes and posts a picture of these nematoad lookin hoes up on the blog!

I spent many days and nights and all that shit, hiding from these maurks.
I fuckin hate the 'fubu white girl' and the fuckin animorph fat mexican girl!

One time them hoes come over to ya boiz apartment, and tell me i aint shit, im just regular 'you aint dodie, you aint dro, nigga you just regular'

That's why my bwoiz straight pissed on ya fuckin door, ya triflin hoes! 'ya nigga yaaaaa'

Ryans Room

so ryan moved out with jeff to Arizona for some good fashion fun, and high quality skateboarding!

Ha! Jokes on you ryan!
Didn't know that jeff has become the biggest asshole ever!

example: so one night ya boi was sleeping (on his little fruton in the living room watching some 40 year old virgin)
and this nigga jeff comes in all drunk with his dick in his hand (the dong bong) and is like 'hey man you're gonna have to sleep in my closet'
Ya boi was like 'naw nigga, i aint sleepin in no closet' then that nigga straight pulled a damn lil pocket knife out on me and tried to straight cut a nigga.

Basically i told the story cause Jeff cares more about Extreme fuckin pete more than his friends, so that nigga pete was living the lavish life while ya boi was in the dungeon playin zelda...

Beware ryan, next he will make you eat the cheap pizza and drink the cheap beer!

Turtle suicides

With the recession getting mad wild out here, even the turtles are having it hard.
These niggas is so depressed they are filming youtube suicide videos! Got Damn

Dem niggas is like 'damn, i cant even afford muh shell rent this month. ima get kicked out'

so then my niggas be jumpin off rocks and shit, plummeting to a lil turtle ass death and shit!

Slovio hits ya' wit a new jam!

My nigga Slovio straight hit the scene hoard in 09'
straight bangin on niggas with this new hit!

entitled 'slovish life' (life of the Slovakian mustache man)

This blog sucks so bad. reggie needs to talk about some funny stuff again.