Pretty Tittay

my nigga tiddy bear be gettin in all tittays.
damn i needs to be him!

Public service announcement: All ya'll hoes with flat chest (we know you dont have no damn seat belt problems if you got some fat ass tittys) ya'll need to come up on my boy the Tiddy Bear!

Exotic anal by Gay-Keyhole

oh look who it is!
this nigga drew skating at My muthafuckin skate park!

what the fuck does this nigga think he's doin with retarded ass g-shock ass soundin' techno music shit?

John Motta's painting of the Creatures Next Door

Damn, just when ya boi thought he got away from this shit!
Jeff goes and posts a picture of these nematoad lookin hoes up on the blog!

I spent many days and nights and all that shit, hiding from these maurks.
I fuckin hate the 'fubu white girl' and the fuckin animorph fat mexican girl!

One time them hoes come over to ya boiz apartment, and tell me i aint shit, im just regular 'you aint dodie, you aint dro, nigga you just regular'

That's why my bwoiz straight pissed on ya fuckin door, ya triflin hoes! 'ya nigga yaaaaa'

Ryans Room

so ryan moved out with jeff to Arizona for some good fashion fun, and high quality skateboarding!

Ha! Jokes on you ryan!
Didn't know that jeff has become the biggest asshole ever!

example: so one night ya boi was sleeping (on his little fruton in the living room watching some 40 year old virgin)
and this nigga jeff comes in all drunk with his dick in his hand (the dong bong) and is like 'hey man you're gonna have to sleep in my closet'
Ya boi was like 'naw nigga, i aint sleepin in no closet' then that nigga straight pulled a damn lil pocket knife out on me and tried to straight cut a nigga.

Basically i told the story cause Jeff cares more about Extreme fuckin pete more than his friends, so that nigga pete was living the lavish life while ya boi was in the dungeon playin zelda...

Beware ryan, next he will make you eat the cheap pizza and drink the cheap beer!

Turtle suicides

With the recession getting mad wild out here, even the turtles are having it hard.
These niggas is so depressed they are filming youtube suicide videos! Got Damn

Dem niggas is like 'damn, i cant even afford muh shell rent this month. ima get kicked out'

so then my niggas be jumpin off rocks and shit, plummeting to a lil turtle ass death and shit!

Slovio hits ya' wit a new jam!

My nigga Slovio straight hit the scene hoard in 09'
straight bangin on niggas with this new hit!

entitled 'slovish life' (life of the Slovakian mustache man)

This blog sucks so bad. reggie needs to talk about some funny stuff again.