there once was a man named jackson casey who wanted to have many one night stands. He was tall, pale, and hung like a shrimp cocktail. Whenever Jackson met new girls at partys or clubs. he couldn't speek a word to them. It sounded like defffff trying to say HAMBURGERS. Jackson knew the only way for him to have sex ever was to charm the shit out of girls using MYSPACE> This method of getting girls worked as good as a rednecks most popular pick up line "NICE TOOTH" Anyways jackson was swinging and dinging bitches and sluts left and right until one day he realized he had enough pussy to last a normal humans life. He deleted his myspace and turned gay. the end
Just kidden ladys. he is on the prowl right now. lurkin on the SPACE night and day. Watchout he can be very charming.
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