Rough Riders!!!!

for jeff, reggie and stephen

bailey is mad at sach. because sach woke bailey up at a very crude hour.

hey omo

hey maam. jeff says to his sister/mom. how you been. seems real weird to see you, where you been. around his mom says. thats cool jeff thinks to himself.
anyway lifes good for jeff, havin' lots of stuff hes never had. good for him. i guess.

tired

jeff says he hasn't slept in 3 days, wel, i haven't slept in 4. im always better than jeff. usually at most every thing, even at who can not sleep most. anyway, skating's been alright for jeff.

conway

well jeff really wanted to go to a website with tom hanks but i told him that it was real immature. he listens to what i say.
anyway, he showered me with photos and video of his times in az. i didn't care about them.

Back in Missouri!

well, fuck. today i woke up and forgot that jeff was going to be in here. so i remembered and found out that he is pretty weird.
anyway, we had some beers and almost smoked some pot but his mom was waiting up for his big young brother. anyway we watched some skate videos i could care a lot about if i was 13 but, i not. i hate columbia even when jeff is here!

my niggas, on the loose!!!!

my best niggas, art and drew are now on the one in a million tour. caswell is with them and they brought paris hilton.
they are guided by my dad DMX!!! my niggas is gonna crush shit!!!

see yall niggas at GVR!!!

Its over

X gon give it to ya!!

another DMX video, he fuckin rips. my nigga be talking about biting niggas arms off and everything..
im pretty sure he is my dad... i mean c'mon who else would birth a kid that talks about the crazy shit like ya boi!

Nigga DMX is my dad, i finally found him, im not a bastard anymore!!!

I got blood on my dick cause i fucked a corpse

my nigga dmx, Best news ive heard ever!!!!
he fuckin lives in AZ. what...the...fuck..!!!

im soo happy, there are gonna be red mutha fuckas and dead mutha fuckas everywhere!!!

"isnt that the guy that barks" yeah nigga it is!! arf arf!!!

"oo, stephen if you only knew what im thinking" "i mean lets play skate"

 our new found friend jordan is tight as hell, but the way a nigga is lookin at our main nigga (stephen) we may have to cut him off the circuit for gay acts of crime. 

"Dude its Candid"

John Rob's Heart

skater girl, skater boi

 found jeffs little sister at the park yesterday, everyone knows he has a little brother that makes homemade spears, but damn nigga you got a bondage pants wearing, 1970's hot wheels rollin little sister. Pulliam family on another lever, got damn my nigga!!

Time to get in the pit and try to love someone

fred durst older brother, figured he would be psyched on limp bizkit, but nigga loves kid rock

 he also soiled the lower part of his shirt, dont worry its not his its from all that cow shit in texas. Yeehaw my nigga

Kid Rock!!!!

remember kid rocks little homie J-C isn't dead! he was at the park, he got his body stretched and now he is semi-retarded! whooo go long horns!!!

spot #1 and 2

streets spots! show me some mom!

Fuck a do-rag nigga, ima wear this turban

we spotted eryka bahdu walking down by castles and coasters.
The bitch cut off her dreads!!!!

dance man has a plan!

What..the..fuck..
this fucking dude got a trick?
i thought everyone thought he was some nigga on drugs or something. but nope he had a fuckin plan.

"alright, im gonna go to this party, get real drunk off this one beer since its my first time.
ill be drunk so i wont know that everyone is laughing at me, ill get blogged by some mute with a camera, then the chicks will
see me getting my groove on while the popparazzi is shootin at me, then all the hoes gone be on my thang"

fuckin plan worked, chick was on him rest of the night.

so if anyone ever sees me at a party dancin like a runaway slave, just remember im trying to get some hoes!

justin timbelake sighting at a party,, naw nigga naw!!

my man was jammin all night, i believe the only reason he was
clownin, was cause that fuckin hat.
my nigga had all the moves, and they all involved touching that damn hat.

fuckin broke ass justin timberlake is what i thought, but i liked him, he ripped and he got some hoes

This guy danced for hours alone

Queen of the kegs

my girl pretty pretty princess was killin it!
she was hot and had the sickest keg stand style!
the girls tittays even fell out.

saw some nipples, had niggas hard as hell! god damn!

" I aint even from AZ, Im from amurikuh"

"ey yall comin to this party, im drinking everybody under the table, Im gnarly nate"

dont believe em? check this niggas rib cage, he has a lava lamp colored tattoo that says gnarly!

what is a juggalo

This guy said he longboards. ICP for life!!!!


my nigga had the liberty spikes!!! hell to the muthafuckin naw!!!!
i was behind him he backed up on ya boi, i thought my life was gonna end, shit was like
a nigga stabbin you in the face with a sword

The professor at another party!

this is like a sighting of bigfoot, dude is so tight,
i never understand a word he says, but the shit sounds tight!

my professor

Reggie was killing the bros at beer pong all night.  He took the party outside and asked some serious questions to our spanish professor.  

after crashing the party ya boi, had to do some questioning...
if a nigga is gon' be at a party were reggie is at, a nigga is gonna have to get interigated..
first question, why was this nigga at the party? and why was all the other niggas naked and gay?

jeffy polio in true form!

Jeff has been working out and drinking heineken alot lately.

he is even thinking about getting a tribal tattoo!!!!

but for now, the nigga just chills on the beach in his panties! No homo

wadupp hoes, the champs is here

  Ya bois went to this damn lingerie party. all hoes all bros

and no clothes!

Jersey Mike was lurkin hard on the seen, he was probably the biggest celeb there besides the jonas brothers, hannah montana, and Nate! 

too bad Gnarly Nate didnt show up, girls woulda been droppin panties!!

chubby girl was lookin hot in that night gown..mmmm...