so ryan moved out with jeff to Arizona for some good fashion fun, and high quality skateboarding!
Ha! Jokes on you ryan!
Didn't know that jeff has become the biggest asshole ever!
example: so one night ya boi was sleeping (on his little fruton in the living room watching some 40 year old virgin)
and this nigga jeff comes in all drunk with his dick in his hand (the dong bong) and is like 'hey man you're gonna have to sleep in my closet'
Ya boi was like 'naw nigga, i aint sleepin in no closet' then that nigga straight pulled a damn lil pocket knife out on me and tried to straight cut a nigga.
Basically i told the story cause Jeff cares more about Extreme fuckin pete more than his friends, so that nigga pete was living the lavish life while ya boi was in the dungeon playin zelda...
Beware ryan, next he will make you eat the cheap pizza and drink the cheap beer!
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